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Disclaimer: You will learn absolutely nothing from this piece but hey, if you have 5 to 10 minutes to spare, be my guest!  For my overly religious brothers and sisters, I still have lots of love for you but please, do not read any further.

The first roll in the hay with someone new can be mind-blowing and awesome that is; if you are in a movie. Hollywood movies make it seem like first time sex is seamless and effortless but it’s really not. In most sex scenes, there is little to no foreplay and everyone seems to know how to perfectly kiss and make out. You will not see a woman beg the man to put on a condom nor will you see a man begging a woman to allow a few pokes without protection. There are unsavory noises and watery substance that you don’t see either.

Have you also noticed that no one ever pees after sex in movies? How can you not pee after sex? Peeing after sex is painfully refreshing in my opinion. In the movies, everything is good and perfect but we all know that is not always the case in real life. Movies, however, perfectly capture the position most couples choose the first time they have sex; the missionary style.

Have you ever thought about the position you typically begin your first-time sex with?  First-time sex almost always begins with the missionary style. Boring! Missionary, however, is a safe choice for first-time sex. We’ve all been through the few moments just before you have sex with a person for the first time. Most of us put on our best behavior and act like timid mice, afraid that the cat might catch us if we play too hard in the open.  We want to save all the freaky stuff we really want for later.

Just picture a scenario where a guy is about to enter a woman for the first time and he goes; “Baby, get up. Get on your knees, bend your waist and arch your back for me.” I can almost guarantee that the woman will think he is nuts for ordering her to get on all fours the first time. Unless she is a freak, she may think he is selfish in bed or unrefined.

You are probably thinking to yourself, where the heck is he going with this? What is the point? My point is, you can tell a lot about a person by which position they choose to begin sex with the very first time. If a woman jumps on top of you at the get-go, you may have yourself a certified and dominate sexually liberated woman. Prepare for a sexual adventure unlike any other. If she gets on all fours by herself at the kickoff and invites you to play from behind, you may have yourself a woman who wants you to grab her and makes her feel vulnerable. Simply put, she wants to be dominated.

Two people who have not slept together will not miraculously know how to pleasure each other the first time. One must, therefore, be very bold to get on top or go on all fours from the get-go. I love it when a girl wants to go for a ride from the kickoff. That move tells me that she is not afraid to bare it all from the start which is quite sexy.

I don’t always want to get too crazy from the kickoff because I don’t want a new ladylove to think I am a freak right away. Plus, I don’t always want to bust out all my moves the first time. Most of the time, however, I just want to get the clothes off, throw all inhibitions to the wind, and get stuck in whatever position comes to mind first.

Thanks for allowing me to waste just a little of your time :).


By Kwadjo Panyin

Author: Kwadjo Panyin

Kwadjo Panyin is a Ghanaian born relationship and lifestyle blogger located in Los Angeles, California. He holds three degrees; a Bachelors degree from Rutgers University in New Jersey, an MBA from Franklin University in Ohio and a Masters of Science degree from Northern Kentucky University in Kentucky. Kwadjo is a business professional who blogs for fun. His articles are about the challenges of dating and relationship anomalies. Writing, blogging, world travel, and photography are his favorite hobbies.


  1. wandia says:

    Hahaha! Burst a move….

  2. Khami says:

    Kwadjo you’re my hero. Time wasting it was. Not to forget the awkward silence that follows first time sex… Sigh

  3. Ditta says:

    This is one of those articles that got me giggling and shaking my head from the get go. Kwadjo Panyin or should I say Mr 50 shades of grey as I like to call you we all know you’re a freak😂😂 You’ve certainly put a smile on my face after reading this!

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