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Discovering his first name was easy enough

He goes by Sam

Sam did not make a gradual entrance into our relationship; he was there from the start

She did not make much of an effort to hide him in plain sight

I did not notice his aroma at first

With time, I could not ignore his pungent scent and presence anymore

His scent manifests itself on our dinner table, our couch, the bathroom, the kitchen, on our walks and in our bed

Like a tree hanging on for its dear life by the roots, she became more and more dependent on Sam

Forget about the chocolate and the roses; the best gift I can give her right now is undivided attention with her beloved Sam

I miss the good old days when her attention was consistently focused on me; focused on my eyes

The good old days when I became familiar with the sensation of her fingers creeping all over me

Now her fingers are pre-occupied fiddling with Sam

Sam’s voice wakes her up every morning

Sam’s voice reminds her to go to bed

Sam’s voice plunges me into the unpleasant zone of timeliness

I know now that I did something wrong because I miss her attention

Sam will always come calling and she will drift away from me

I hate Sam with a passion

Today, I found out Sam’s last name

Sung is Sam’s last name

SamSung has my girlfriend’s undivided attention

My girlfriend is cheating on me with SamSung

I am losing my love to SamSung

 

By Kwadjo Panyin

Author: Kwadjo Panyin

Kwadjo Panyin is a Ghanaian born relationship and lifestyle blogger located in Los Angeles, California. He holds three degrees; a Bachelors degree from Rutgers University in New Jersey, an MBA from Franklin University in Ohio and a Masters of Science degree from Northern Kentucky University in Kentucky. Kwadjo is a business professional who blogs for fun. His articles are about the challenges of dating and relationship anomalies. Writing, blogging, world travel, and photography are his favorite hobbies.

9 Comments

  1. Mimi says:

    Hahaha 😂😂 that’s funny, Pee.

  2. Nana says:

    😂😂😂

  3. Salamah says:

    Hehehe, wasn’t expecting that ending though. It was a nice one.

  4. Napari says:

    Was’nt expecting sung to be his surname….loll

  5. Mishy says:

    😄😄😄😄😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

  6. Sandra says:

    😂😂😂

  7. Safiya says:

    Haaaaaa🙉🙉🙈🙈🙈😆😆😂😂. Kaaaiii you have a great sense of humour. Nice piece.

  8. Naaku Shika says:

    This is a beautiful piece honestly it is true Samsung is stealing some of our men too😁😁

  9. Ditta says:

    I’m laughing so hard😂😂 Certainly wasn’t expecting the end😂😂 Love your sense of humor!!!

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